Break-ups...

ok, seriously, what is the deal with everyone in Hollywood breaking up? What, now we're through the baby-wave and it is time for the divorce cycle?

It all started with Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt....he went to shack up with "oh-no-I-am-not-a-home-wrecker" Angelina Jolie and traipsze all over the world adopting babies and flying planes and wearing stupid hats with bad facial hair.

Then you have Jessica and Nick--a couple who made a fortune exploiting her Christian values (which she ultimately turned her back on). Amazing how avarice changes you Jessica, huh? She went from funny, dim-witted but lovable, and maybe a touch spoiled to a plastic diva-in-training with a 5-person entourage and future of skankiness ahead of her. Is it just me or has she become incredibly trashy-looking? Maybe her pervy dad (Dude, you were a minister!!!) had a hand in that.
Nick is I am sure no saint in all of this but he sure is going to come out of this smelling like a rose...and with a gigantic wad of cash...

Let's see, the rest of the list...
Christina Applegate/Jonathon Schaech
Eddie Murphy and his wife
Nicole Richie and what's-his-name (breaking news...)
Paris and Paris (could she be any more of a publicity whore?)
Renee Zellweger/Kenny Chesney (wait, I think I blinked and missed that one)
LB's Talan and Kimberly Stewart (this one TOTALLY took me by surprise..maybe they broke it off so she could baby-sit the kids her 90-year old rocker dad is impregnating women half his age with)
Britney/K-Fed (well, maybe it isn't official, but come on, that union has the shelf-life of a dairy product)

What other couples are getting engaged in Hollywood...should we start making bets now on how long before the break-up?

Tom and Katie? Oh wait, that won't happen...they signed a contract, right??