I still haven't stopped laughing!

This response to my previous posting on dry feet was just to funny not to get its own posting:

Mr. Sonny said...
Thanks for this very helpful information. I printed out this post and showed it to him last night while we were in my blacksmith shop making our own hunting knives. He's excited about the possibility of regaining his youthfully-soft heels.

However.....A couple of your comments went over like lead balloons. Specifically:

"...and even the bottom of his big toe, which I suspect is quite hairy, gnarly, and full of calluses. "

and

"If he has a problem with stinky sweaty feet, which I suspect he does..."

Whoa! I haven't seen him that angry and offended since someone in his neighborhood took a picture of him and posted it on the internet claiming he was bigfoot. Of all the things he said in response to your comments, these are the only ones which are clean enough to post:

"Hairy, gnarly, stinky feet! Who does she think I am? Shrek?!??

and

"Well, I'm sure her feet smell like a rose garden after she's spent a couple hours running at Austin Fit. Oh, wait...She doesn't run at Austin Fit anymore. Ha ha ha!"

As far as his face goes...Believe me, it's beyond help. None of your fancy creams or lotions can help this guy. The girl at the Origins counter in Foley's actually took one of their bags and just placed it over his head.