Nick Lachey dating zygote.

At least that is what I'll expect to hear after he stops playing nicey nicey with Laguna Beach's Kristen. Ok, I have a couple of beefs on this:

1. Seriously, how is this girl famous? If you watched LB, like I did, religiously, this girl was a bitch---to EVERYONE. She was a shitty friend, selfish, and egotistical. I guess that's perfect for Hollywood? What else is she known for? Going out with Brody Jenner? I honestly had no idea who he was OR who Bruce Jenner was (his dad) until I saw his bio on Skating with Celebrities...

2. Nick Nick Nick Nick. You are shooting yourself in the public eye here--how's everyone going to feel sorry for you if you're out humping anything with a va-jay-jay? I know I know....Jessica cut you off a long time ago (she was out boffing Adam Levine), but come on, let's exercise a little restraint here...

And please, stop dating someone who just graduated high school!!! Do you realize that when she was just coming out of diapers, you were getting your driver's license? Perv.